Alex Jones Shirtless Photos, Ranked

March 2024 · 4 minute read

Would you want to be fucked by Alex?

I can’t help but think the man would know exactly how to treat a submissive bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 43October 31, 2021 4:46 AM

Not even with your penis, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2021 12:11 AM

I’m not going to lie, I find the guy loathsome but kinda hot, even now.

by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2021 12:13 AM

Not even if he had a million dollars taped to his dick.

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2021 12:16 AM

TBH, I thought he was fatter.

by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2021 12:21 AM

Only if I get to beat him to death with a shovel immediately afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2021 12:23 AM

Looks like he's trying really hard to suck in his gut.

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2021 12:25 AM

I’m sure he cums in about 10 seconds with one stroke.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2021 12:36 AM

R2 he has a sexy voice too.

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2021 12:36 AM

They always say the crazy ones are the best in bed. I choose not to find out

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2021 12:38 AM

Some of you hoes be lying.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2021 12:40 AM

He's an abusive asshole who has to have supervised visits with his kids. And he's fat.

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2021 12:44 AM

He has the cocaine addiction of the Nell Carter/John Belushi variety. That is, he snorts mountains of it but he's still a fattie.

by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2021 12:46 AM

How many decades ago were those pictures taken, R11?

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2021 12:46 AM

Bearing an uncanny resemblance to his good fried Vladimir, I must say.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2021 12:50 AM

I would probably pass out from his stench.

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2021 1:01 AM

His most recent wife (not sure if still married) as of a year and a half ago is allegedly a former escort/stripper who rebranded as a yoga instructor (or that was her cover job for escorting) and then she says she got recruited into the FBI or CIA or something to get close with AJ, but she grew to love him and told him she was sent by the agency to spy on him but he forgave her, then she and had one or two children with him. From what she said he sounded like a paranoid nutjob even at home, it's not an act, and he also seems to surround himself with equally mental people.

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2021 1:29 AM

He copied that Putin pix. Fitting.

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by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2021 1:39 AM

Are you [bold]TRYING[/bold] to turn me straight??? Jeeeezus.

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2021 1:45 AM

R19- Talk about a complete dick wilter.

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2021 1:47 AM

There are at least two porn stars named Alex Jones -- one straight and one gay. Both are hotter than this guy.

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2021 2:29 AM

Disgusting. Ban OP for LiFE

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2021 7:11 AM

Is this the infowars guy?

by Anonymousreply 26June 13, 2021 2:26 AM

r27 When were they taken?

by Anonymousreply 29June 13, 2021 2:47 AM

I’m sure he’s cut, regular in size though. Couldn’t imagine him being in the 6+ inch category. And hence, he’s an angry right wing extremist nut.

Gotta let out that internal aggression somehow.

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2021 3:03 AM

Vs. the much hotter--and DEFINITELY better hung--porn star Alex Jones.

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by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2021 8:16 PM

... for those of you who require verificatia ...

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by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2021 8:18 PM

Who but Defacto—oops, I mean Dejure—could even think of this?

by Anonymousreply 34June 20, 2021 2:12 AM

Sadly, I suspect he’s an alchy.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 20, 2021 4:33 PM

This is definitely Defucktard

by Anonymousreply 36June 28, 2021 7:24 AM

F&F Defacto Klan Granny OP.

by Anonymousreply 37June 28, 2021 7:51 AM

Shame on OP for this attempt of a stealth gay conversion therapy session.

*looking at pic of Alex Jones* Dear God! Make it stop, please! I'll go straight if you stop showing me pics of that hideous ghoul!

by Anonymousreply 39June 28, 2021 8:16 AM

Disgusting. How could you want to fuck a rotten corpse? Are you sick with a severe mental illness? *puke*

by Anonymousreply 40June 28, 2021 8:21 AM

Alex Jones was fine as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 17, 2021 9:02 PM

Don’t lie, DL, you would fuck Alex. Admit it.

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by Anonymousreply 42October 19, 2021 5:38 AM

R40 He may be fat but he still has a sexy voice.

by Anonymousreply 43October 31, 2021 4:46 AM

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